Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

Organizers invite you to "come squint at the action" as the poorly-endowed-and-proud compete for the dubious title of borough's most diminutive member. The most hopelessly hung contestant will be rewarded with a cash donation to a charity of his choice; according to the rules, the winner can (somewhat understandably) nominate himself as the recipient. Kings County Bar, 286 Seigel St between Bogart and White Sts, Bushwick, Brooklyn. Subway: L to Morgan Ave.