(Not Another) Romeo + Juliet

The Drunk Texts is kicking off its 2026 season at The RAT NYC with a little Valentine’s Day gift: (Not Another) Romeo + Juliet on Friday, February 14. From 9-11pm, bring your sweetheart to hear how the Bard’s classic tale of star-crossed lovers gets the Drunk Texts treatment. That means drinking games, improvisation and audience participation peppering a live performance of William Shakespeare’s most famous romance. "Celebrate Valentine's Day like the Groundlings of the Bard's day would have — rowdy and under the influence!" organizers promise. But rest assured: the bar won’t be serving any fast-acting, relationship-ruining poisons up in here!