Opt for a sultry pre–St. Patrick's evening of hot jazz with Harlem mad-hatter Dandy Wellington and his band, with burlesque performances by Poison Ivory, Genie Adagio, Kita St. Cyr and Voodoo Onyx. Admission is free but Macao Trading Co. advises dinner reservations, so why not chow down on some pork chops and hoisin noodles before the show?