1. The one you drunkenly made out with but don’t really remember, then search for on Facebook the next morning.
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2. The person who invites you back to their place, but you’re still not entirely convinced they’re not a murderer.
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3. The one who wants to turn your terrible dating pasts into a contest.
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4. The “sensitive” hipster who takes you back to their apartment, then immediately picks up a guitar to sing you a song they wrote about their ex.
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5. The guy who’s not listening to anything you say because he’s too busy mentally feeling you up.
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6. That person who suddenly rams their tongue down your throat with no warning, right as you're in the middle of a sentence.
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7. The guy who obsessively talks about “cuddling.”
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8. The Wall Street douchebag who learned everything he knows about foreplay from porn (or possibly American Psycho).
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9. That guy who drunkenly decides to pick you up and spin you around in the middle of a crowded bar.
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10. The person who’s clearly such an asshole, even their local waiters/baristas/bartenders look suicidal when they walk in.
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