The fact that Woody Allen orders from Pig Heaven tells you a lot. Like Woody, this hopping spot is a longtime local favorite. It’s now in its 23rd year of serving solid Chinese fare to Upper East Siders—from Cosmo-sipping babes to Gucci-garbed grannies. The tasteful decor includes light pink walls, peach tablecloths and sleek nut-colored banquettes. Spareribs are meaty, and Shanghai noodles and broccoli with garlic deliver on flavor.