Everything you need in a bar and absolutely nothing you don’t is here. Ten TVs, including one big screen, for sports; a pool table in the small back room; classic rock blasting from the jukebox; and a fair, reasonably priced selection of tap beers. The only way this place veers from the Platonic ideal of a tavern is in the salty snacks. Yep, those are Goldfish in the little wooden bowl, not pretzels. Close enough.