Cross Keys

What with its looming canopy of obscure copper implements, swirly carpet, walls covered in vintage tat and dark red leather seating, a warm welcome is always guaranteed at The Cross Keys. Though you’re in a pint’s reach of numerous novelty bars that offer a historically-themed drinking experience, here you’ll be treated to the real deal. 

Dating back to the 1840s (but with a real 1970s vibe too), this Covent Garden mainstay has long been one of the best boozers in the area. Whatever the season, you’ll always spy a smoking-and-drinking crowd at the foot of this pub on the pavement, such is its popularity. One of the most perfect pub experiences you’ll get in the West End. The wall tat too, is wild in its scope, from classic rock paraphernalia to Victorian porn. Mark our words: the day the vintage/forgotten poster advertising DVD-mail service LoveFilm from 2007 is removed from the top floor womens loo is the day our nation crumbles.